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Poetry

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By

Ron Larson

 

 

Producing A Produce Shortage

 

 

Trump doesn’t think all illegals are the enemy.

He’s just deporting those who threaten our security.

Yet, I still want to point out

That we may have to do without

Quite a lot of produce from our local groceries.

 

 

 

 

A Cool Tee For A Fee

 

 

I want to depict the Holy Father on a tee,

And maybe even the crossed keys of the Holy See.

I think the Vatican

Said maybe I can

If I would be willing to pay the Church a small fee.

 

 

 

 

I Wish Them Success

 

 

Some Californians are not happy of late,

They want their state to leave the United States.

If they were to secede,

I’d be more than pleased,

Because Californication is a lot like rape.

 

 

 

 

Again, The Dems Are Pissed

 

 

Trump says that he believes in federalism,

So each state will now make bathroom decisions.

The Democrats disagree.

They think where we shit or pee

Should be decided by elite men and women.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ron Larson

Ron Larson is a retired community college professor (Ph.D.), and one of his hobbies is writing poetry. Some of his poems have been published in such diverse magazines as Westward Quarterly, Aphelion, Soul Fountain, Big Pulp, The Horror Zine, and, of course, Tuck Magazine. His book 538 Limericks from 2016 Politics was released in December 2016 and is now available on Amazon.

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