Producing A Produce Shortage
Trump doesn’t think all illegals are the enemy.
He’s just deporting those who threaten our security.
Yet, I still want to point out
That we may have to do without
Quite a lot of produce from our local groceries.
A Cool Tee For A Fee
I want to depict the Holy Father on a tee,
And maybe even the crossed keys of the Holy See.
I think the Vatican
Said maybe I can
If I would be willing to pay the Church a small fee.
I Wish Them Success
Some Californians are not happy of late,
They want their state to leave the United States.
If they were to secede,
I’d be more than pleased,
Because Californication is a lot like rape.
Again, The Dems Are Pissed
Trump says that he believes in federalism,
So each state will now make bathroom decisions.
The Democrats disagree.
They think where we shit or pee
Should be decided by elite men and women.