Poetry

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By

Ron Larson

 

 

Maybe She Wasn’t In Cahoots With Putin

 

 

Hillary provoked much Republican odium,

When she gave the Russians a fifth of our uranium.

But one should know that she

Had suffered a head injury,

So maybe there’s something wrong with her cranium.

 

 

 

 

You Can’t Stop This Cop

 

 

Two things are certain about James Comey.

He loves publicity and is power hungry.

Since he’s the top cop,

His probe won’t stop

Until the end of Donald Trump’s presidency.

 

 

 

 

Refugees And The Swedes

 

 

The Swedes have admitted thousands of immigrants,

And the serious crime rate is climbing quite a bit.

Yet, the Swedes claim publicly

That they don’t blame refugees,

But they are reducing the number they annually admit.

 

 

 

 

But He Was Re-Accommodated

 

 

After waiting in line to board a United flight,

A passenger ended up in an unwanted fight.

The airline wanted his seat,

And the poor guy met defeat.

He was bloodied and dragged off, an awful sight.

 

 

 

 

Birds Of A Feather?

 

 

A left wing South Korean, Moon Jae-in,

Is clearly destined for a big May win.

Thus this new president

May set a precedent

By giving in to the North Koreans.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ron Larson

Ron Larson is a retired community college professor (Ph.D.), and one of his hobbies is writing poetry. Some of his poems have been published in such diverse magazines as Westward Quarterly, Aphelion, Soul Fountain, Big Pulp, The Horror Zine, and, of course, Tuck Magazine. His book 538 Limericks from 2016 Politics was released in December 2016 and is now available on Amazon.

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