Poetry

December 7, 2017 Poetry , POETRY / FICTION

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By

Ron Larson

 

 

 

A Humble Plea

 

We’re losing the war against diabetes

And the terrible obesity disease.

So, Mr. Chemist,

I humbly ask this:

Find a safe and tasty sugar substitute, please.

 

 

 

Indoctrination Isn’t Education

 

Spooked by rising hostility in Trump country,

Elite schools are wooing rural kids eagerly.

But come commencement time

Many students will soon find

That they now possess nearly worthless degrees.

 

 

 

Why Comey’s Pals Should Be Fired

 

Peter Strzok, Andrew Weissman and Jeannie Rhee

Are the three leading members of Mueller’s team.

Hillary is their gal

And Comey is their pal,

So, with Mueller, they are as biased as can be.

 

 

 

Sheep in Wolves’ Clothing

 

I wonder if Woodward and Bernstein are squeamish,

Or maybe they are even suffering anguish.

Robert Mueller’s corrupt team

Is a crack reporter’s dream.

Yet, these two liberals are acting sheepish.

 

 

 

Seventeen Mil From The Public Till

 

Let’s hear more about the seventeen million

Paid to Congressional harassment victims.

The public needs to know

The names of these scoundrels,

So we can vote them out in the next election.

 

 

 

 

 

Ron Larson

Ron Larson is a retired community college professor (Ph.D.), and one of his hobbies is writing poetry. Some of his poems have been published in such diverse magazines as Westward Quarterly, Aphelion, Soul Fountain, Big Pulp, The Horror Zine, and, of course, Tuck Magazine. His book 538 Limericks from 2016 Politics was released in December 2016 and is now available on Amazon.

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