Eolo Perfido
By
I.B. Rad
Atmospherics
Some say
the world to come
will function
on wind or solar,
others nuclear,
still others, natural gas…,
I say it’s gas
for the world ever has
and always will
run on hot air and flatulence.
Truly, if “money’s the mother’s milk of politics,”
mendacity’s its oxygen
and whether misinformation’s propelled
by paper, TV, radio, blog, or tweet,
passing gas is passing gas,
so no matter how it’s framed
it smells
just the same.
Why Lions are “The King of Beasts”
One day a circus trainer
was prodding lions and tigers
to jump through hoops
when they began quarreling.
Peering out from behind a pedestal,
the trainer watched the lions rally
then boldly stride toward the loudest tiger
who bellowed disdainfully “I can lick any of you.”
“That may be true,” rumbled the foremost lion,
“but fortunately we know how to band together.”
At that they leapt on the tiger
who, struggling furiously, howled to his fellows,
“Friends, help me oppose our common foe!”
But the other tigers, being of a different stripe,
offered fine sounding advice
touting individual responsibility
and that in an indifferent universe
‘fortune smiles on those who help themselves.’
So, one by one,
the lions vanquished every tiger;
until finally, as their last adversary lay dying,
the head lion triumphantly boomed,
“Though we may better ourselves individually
we also know our best self-help
often comes through working with others.”
With that, the leading lion yawned, licked his chops,
and gazed steadily at the trainer.
Fine verses
Fine Verses.