The Twelve Days of Brexit

Ronya Galka

 

By

Hazel Speed

 

Brexit in song

 

 

 

 

On the first day of Christmas

The P.M gave to thee

A Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On the second day of Christmas

The P.M. Promised Thee

To trigger Article 50,

And A People’s Referendum for free

 

On the third day of Christmas

The People Voted Leave

To Trigger Article 50

And A Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On the fourth day of Christmas

Remains’ Toys left their prams

“The People Voted to Leave”

To Trigger Article 50

And a Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On the 5th day of Christmas

UK Countries said to thee

“We’re taking back our ball(s)”

Remains’ Toys left their prams

The People voted to Leave

To trigger Article 50

And a Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On the 6th day of Christmas

13 Lords began to pray

“We’re taking back our ball(s)”

Remains’ Toys left their prams

The People Voted to Leave

To trigger Article 50

And a Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On the 7th day of Christmas

Remains said Leaves were thick

13 Lords a-praying

“We’re taking back our ball(s)”

Toys left Remains’ prams

The People voted to Leave

To Trigger Article 50

And a Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On the 8th day of Christmas

The demonstrations swelled

Remains said Leaves were thick

13 Lords a-praying

“We’re taking back our ball(s)”

Toys left Remains’ Prams

The People voted to Leave

To trigger Article 50

And a Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On the 9th day of Christmas

News of Euro deals was sought

The demonstrations swelled

Remains said Leaves were thick

13 Lords a-praying

“We’re taking back our ball(s)”

Toys left Remains’ Prams

The People voted to Leave

To trigger Article 50

And a Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On 10th day of Christmas

The Euro waved their stick

News of deals was sought

The demonstrations swelled

Remains said Leaves were thick

13 Lords a-praying

“We’re taking back our ball(s)”

Toys left Remains’ prams

The People voted to Leave

To trigger Article 50

And a Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On the 11th day of Christmas

The subject made thee sick

The Euro waved their stick

News of deals was sought

The demonstrations swelled

Remains said Leaves were thick

13 Lords a-praying

“We’re taking back our ball(s)”

Toys left Remains’ prams

The People voted to Leave

To trigger Article 50

And a Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

On 12th day of Christmas

‘Red white and blue’ will do

The subject made thee sick

The Euro waved their stick

News of deals was sought

The demonstrations swelled

Remains said Leaves were thick

13 Lords a-praying

“We’re taking back our ball(s)”

Toys left Remains’ Prams

The People voted Leave

To trigger Article 50

And a Peoples’ Referendum for free

 

There is no such thing as (a free lunch)

“A Peoples’ Referendum for free!”

 

Not if one wishes to keep one’s sanity at least.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hazel Speed

Photo (c) Hazel Speed – used by kind permision to Tuck Magazine

Hazel Speed is a Philosopher, Writer, and Artist with various creative projects at differing stages of development. Her flaship project is an animation which has produced a film short: www.thepinkprofessor.com. She has also written an E-novel, ‘Just Suppose…!‘ which is available via the attached link.

Art sites: www.candystoreart.com, www.terrificart.com, www.artbadges.co.uk.