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By
Dotty LeMieux
President Pleasure Visits California
Says from the steps of Air Force One:
It really is a pleasure
to join you here
in Pleasure –
Look! They named a town after me!
A real pleasure, if Pleasure hadn’t burned to the ground
a shame
so sad
Can you get it built back up by my next trip?
So you won’t be embarrassed by all the mess?
My namesake, Pleasure, yes a real shame
Where’s that governor?
Where’s Jerry?
And Gavin, he’s the new Governor you know
You folks who live here in Pleasure really need
to get going with the rakes
like the Fins, now there are some smart people
No burned down towns on their watch
They know how to manage a forest
Cold place Finland
So not sure how much pleasure
And they have reindeers; did you know that
Governor?
Like Santa, so that’s got to be fun
Here, let me give you a hug Gavin, spread
some Pleasure around
Feels good to help out
Remember, get out the rakes,
and maybe some snow, you ought to get some snow
Cover it all up; make it look good, you know
in the meantime
Well, it’s been a pleasure
Ha ha, get it?
Oh, and sorry about all the dead people
and what not, not good
Rakes, that’ll work
I like a great climate
Good to have this little chat
*Trump visited the town of Paradise California ground zero of the massive northern California wildfires that killed dozens and left thousands homeless. He got the name of the town wrong twice before being corrected by a member of the press.
Dotty LeMieux
Dotty LeMieux has published three chapbooks: Let us not Blame Foolish Women, Tombouctou Press; The Land, Smithereens Press; and Five Angels, Five Trees Press. She published the literary journal, The Turkey Buzzard Review for several years in the late 1970’s, early 80’s. Currently, she lives in northern California with her husband and two dogs where she practices law and helps progressive candidates with their election to office.
Dotty is proud to have been a Bernie Sanders delegate to the 2016 Democratic National Convention.
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